The HAJJ effect-- The herd of all the masses...
Breck is the HAJJ of Skiing
Attention all Bad Skiers fresh off the boat from Atlanta, Charlotte, Raleigh, Louisville, Jacksonville & beyond.. Not to forget Scranton, Indianapolis, Klumbis Ahia, San Antonio, etc.
This analogy should be very familiar to those from the Oil Patch of Houston, Dallas, and Oklahoma
(Okies are same as Texans, "just trashier").
Akin to the Muslim world where all need to go to Mecca... "THE HAJJ"
All Must GO TO BRECK... "ALL BAD SKIIERS NEED TO GO TO BRECK"...
This dangerous phenomenon absolutely disrupts the commute experience to Copper Mountain! Do we dare call it "Shopper Copper" because Summit City has been invaded?
Sorry to disappoint. What was once a cool place to hang out and kick back shots with crazy fun people..
BRECK HAS BEEN INVADED, RUINED
Breck is now celebrating the latest generation of invaders building massive cribs on top of Boreas Pass. Ruined. Breck is officially a lost mountain of Colorado.
Many many CHAIN RESTAURANTS
Many many TSHIRT SHOPS
BRECK IS THE PLACE FOR TOURISTS!
Too bad, as there is great terrain on Imperial plus Peak10
Bergenhof @ Breck when Breck was cool.
Great times. Great food on Peak8. GoBreck
Formerly a great place to get your hands on things that make you feel good.... as well as people that feel good!
Old School Bergie: Best Apres back in the day!
No more Bergie on Peak8. No more close in parking. More Vail condos. Shitty food. Terrible times, unless you like being in a condo and watching cable TV. Avoid Breck (or send your worst Gaper enemy there). Breck is ruined. Done. Past tense.
Great place to get your hands on a large someone from the invader humidity tourists from Northern Virginia 'burbs or Cary, NC. They may just stuff you full of fried chicken and sit on you!
Who cares about pow on the mountain. These large visitors all love pow sugar on the funnel cakes sold near the t-shirt shops on Main Street!
New School Bergie: Dogshit times and FoxNews on a 60" condo screen
Rumor is Breck is expanding to Peak1 all the way to Frisco!
Breck is always ready to accommodate the beginner rider that needs more space. All beginner riders and skiiers, flock to Breck. Breck can accomodate!
Sources now inform Vail-Sucks that Breck is possibly looking to expand even further; all the way to Buffalo!
Look out Summit City!
Keystone is officially a lost mountain of Colorado.
Pictured from the top of 'Zuma bowl..
Nothing like a fresh, new bowl
Photo credit: Deacon Elderman Jerry on a hookie day in the spring of '22
The lost mountains of Colorado: Keystone and Breck- are in the background of this photo.
Keystone is former home of the Ski Tip Ranch, the Max Dercum family and much storied history from Summit County and Colorado local lore.
Old Max checked out in 2011. He'd likely be pissed that Vail has completely screwed this place up since over running it.
Keystone is now a notch in the lipstick case of Vail, ruined. Another lost mountain.
Keystone is a harem / haven for drunken minivan driving types in from St. Louis and Minneapolis. More interested in Apres and nail (and other) jobs .... than skiing or riding POW.
If you like crowds and ICY greens, Keystone is your place!
Keystone Betties are so worn out from riding they can't take more than one ride. Not even up Gondola (or go down Gondola) .
Pictured here, they are seen drinking at Kickapoo's at 10am.
By noon each day, they are typically seen driving around at high speed, 12 glasses of pink wine deep in a racing style minivan (below). These reckless baby mommas swerve, near miss kiddos, en-route to pick up their own children!
The Summit City Jail over in Breck is typically filled up with these nasty girls by 2pm each day.
Keystone Visitors that don't die on the ice of Schoolmarm or Silver Spoon, are possibly featured on this one.
Equipped with Bald tires and worn out brakes- Sure to cause traffic calamity!
Equipped with Bald tires.. sure to cause traffic calamity!
This is a perfect vehicle to start the awfully familiar Keystone traffic jam heading back to watch 60 minutes.
Suburban invaders like these are likely responsible for the traffic lined up and over Loveland pass on a given day.
Geraldine, you can "flip your beautiful hair around like an 80’s Prell commercial, while, “RUN THE WORLD” by Beyonce magically starts playing, loud, with authority".
"The banter is going to be epic!"
"rolling man cave/stabbin cabin"
" milf millenium falcon! "